sex! >omg<

{Below is a conversation i had with a fcking clever friend one sunny afternoon infront of a ps2...again...}

clever friend: "i was wondering..."

eggimo: "yeah?"

clever friend: "sex..."

eggimo: "wtf? why all of the sudden? too 'in need' huh?"

clever friend: "stfu! i was wondering if sex is like chocolate. if you've never eaten chocolate before, you never really have cravings for chocolate."

eggimo: "tats bullshit! everyone knows how good sex is even if they've never had it. sex is nothing like chocolate!"

clever friend: "uh huh... then tell me mr virgin-o."

eggimo: "its like travelling to a forgeign country. lets say Europe. everyone wants to, at least once, travel to Europe and see it. everyone! but if you just came back from Europe, it's not nearly as important to travel there as if you've never been!"

clever friend: "interesting point..."

Enjoy.

snooze taken away

snooze taken away...
cant sleep...
got up...
surfed some interweb...
got a feel to write a post.

argh! its so tempting to write wats going on daily in my post!
but i'm one of those tat doesnt like writting on wat soup i drank last weekend during tea time.
some ppl treats the blog as their diary, some treats it as a discussion zone, some treats it as a place to post l337 informations and some just treats it as a place to crap all u want.
many ppl has their own use of this blogging engine.
some ppl like xia xua made her blog big by posting her life and comments in her blog.
some ppl like eggimo are just a droplet of water in the middle of the forest.


eggi thinks world stupid.
eggi laughs.
eggi snooze.

thailand

teh egg is gonna go thailand!
yes. thailand. with friends. and yes. Thailand.

u may think thailand is just some run down country with air as clean as the gas tat comes out of your butt.
with girls as ugly as "ru hua" X10 and food from the road side tat allows crap to flow out uncontrollablly from your ass for 5 days.
with killers and police taking drugs hidding in used toliet cubicales.
i shall prove u wrong!

-some things mentioned above is somehow true which i have no way of arguing it-

the girls there arnt that bad acutally.
only those working as prostitude are sometimes 'ru hua' standards.
but if u look closer or wait alittle longer u can find some really decent looking prostitude.
reason why u couldnt see then walking about like those "ru hua"s is cos they are doing business every now and then.
come on... wat would u expect from decent looking prositutude(fucking rare).

yes. police in thailand are at times overcome with greed. who wont?
some guy on the streets got killed by a car accident but the owner of the car soar free.
why? cos he paid the police loads of money.
police taking drugs? tats true too. lots of articles in thai newspaper have reported police taking drugs like 'ice' or haroin.

killers? which country dont have killers?
even singapore have killers.
its in the recent news... head found in orchard road...
u just have to extra careful.

unclean air. i really have no comments on that.
the air really issnt clean there. loads and loads of dust and dirt.
u can wash your face and walk out of the hotel and after a min wipe your face with a wet tissue and u can see dirt and dust on the tissue.

food! there is lots or other food in thailand that is clean.
u dont need to eat from the roadside.
if u still cant get used to the food there then i suggest u eat mac or pack some food there to eat.

and finally.

i hope to get new specs over there.
i swear it has gotten worst again.
maybe i'll need those thick thick nerdy specs...

date of leaving issnt cfm yet.
still checking flights and trying to contact 'The Thaiman" to arrange a place for us to stay...

a conversation

{Below is a conversation i had with a fcking noisy friend on one sunny afternoon infront of a PS2}

eggimo: "hey! i've bought a new game! lets try it out!"

noisy friend: "fine with me."

eggimo: "erm..."

noisy friend: "how could you buy this game? its so bad... sooooo bad!"

eggimo: "STFU dude... i dont wanna hear it!"

noisy friend: "I HAVE AN OPINION AND I WANT TO VOICE IT!!!11!"

eggimo: "yeah ok. opinion are like bad acting careers. everyone has one.. even tat "ruhua". are u like "ruhua"? dont think so. so just stfu and play.

noisy friend: "erm.. erm.. f...f...fuck u too..."

just gotten bored studying so just added this post for the sake of adding one.

words of wisdom.

someone once said(forgotten who) "things are to be kept simple but not too simple"

~Words Of Wisdom~

Teh End

Enjoy

eggimo//

superstars!

superstars is over!
the fierce battle has subsided!
the winner is anounced!
its WeiLian!
omfg!

WHY!

why Kelly never win =(
but i dont support Kelly either...
i support Junyang but he is already out.
some even say this issnt superstar.
its charity star.
out of sympati they casted their votes.

IMO

the winner can go to taiwan to further the singing lifesytle and make it big like JJ or Ah Du.
but Weilian's blindness will prove to be a challage as he wont beable to dance and do things tat superstars do.
in MTVs or concerts he can will just stand there or walk abit here and there...
but maybe he will overcome all those things mentioned above but according to an interview given to him he stated even if he won the competition he wanna go back to singing on the streets =(
such a waste on talent...
but Kelly's response was that she wants to carry on with the singing lifestyle.
waste waste waste!!!!!11!1

BTW

i need specs...
i seriously need...
i really need one...
i will be a blind egg...
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zeebaBOOM!

lmao rofl lol