sex! >omg<

{Below is a conversation i had with a fcking clever friend one sunny afternoon infront of a ps2...again...}

clever friend: "i was wondering..."

eggimo: "yeah?"

clever friend: "sex..."

eggimo: "wtf? why all of the sudden? too 'in need' huh?"

clever friend: "stfu! i was wondering if sex is like chocolate. if you've never eaten chocolate before, you never really have cravings for chocolate."

eggimo: "tats bullshit! everyone knows how good sex is even if they've never had it. sex is nothing like chocolate!"

clever friend: "uh huh... then tell me mr virgin-o."

eggimo: "its like travelling to a forgeign country. lets say Europe. everyone wants to, at least once, travel to Europe and see it. everyone! but if you just came back from Europe, it's not nearly as important to travel there as if you've never been!"

clever friend: "interesting point..."

Enjoy.