this maybe a ripoff from somewhere...

july 11 2005
Dear dairy,
this was so fun! dota all the way from morning to the end of school! not listen to teacher but playing games till our hearts content! i was so engrossed in the game that i forgot we are gonna have a test next week and i know nuts about it! kool is the only word to discribe my life.
//eggimo

july 12 2005
Dear diary,
i was in class wondering how the fuck does ERP work and suddenly ppl sitting infront of me started toking about bees... so i joined in the fun as class was so boring! and i told them the old frozen bee joke! then one said "lol! and i bet that bee will have frostbite just like what you are doing to us now!" and everyone laughed at me... i'm gonna kill him... kill him... with a spoon!
//eggimo

july 13 2005
Dear diary,
i have obtained the spoon...
//eggimo