throne

Walking towards the throne, my vision is covered by a coat of light.
A voice booming like thunder spoked.
Even with hands upon my ears, the voice is clear as crystal.
"Welcome home my child. Let us break some bread, drink some wine and be merry!"

My child? Was that voice refering to me?
"Yes my child. Now come, let us be merry!"

What? Did i even spoke? He heard my thoughts!
"My child, how long must you keep your father waiting?"

My father? Wait, where am i? How did i even get to this place?
"You have walked the narrow road, fought many temptation to get to this place that you desire to be with me. Do you not remember?"

Why is there another throne but vacant on the right? Is it for me?
"No my child, That throne is only empty for the time being. He only decented back down a second time to round up the remainding flocks."

The second time? OH! hold on! I remembered! Issnt this place......

husket fly hair lomilate

ok, it seem that some ppl arnt satisfied with my previous post...
its said to be too short and not interesting at all.
and eggimo gets the idea!
and the eggs too...
anyway, its the 'words of wisdom time' once again!
and this time with a double buddy special!
im not only gonna write one sentence, but two!

"The beaver may have ate your work but its not an excuse to leave your work undone."
"You may feel very high up at this very moment but do not forget it it also a very long fall down."

alriiiiight, i hope this may paste a smile on the readers of eggi's blog.

->Remember remember, the death of the cucumber."

things that doesnt meet the eye

if u guys think tat my blog has closed down...
think again!

time to log.
kkthxbye.

adventures of a colour blind

{monday evening at j8}
*friend and eggimo walks into a toy shop*

eggimo: "eheh! hahaha!! see tat stuff toy there! hhah!!! orange turtle! so special! omg! ahahha! why orange!!! so kool!"

friend: "err... wei wei!"

*eggimo keeps on laughing*

friend: "erm... tat turtle is actually green..."

*friend started laughing very hard*

eggimo: "ahem! i..i..it is? wtf... err.. haha..."

friend: "hahahhaahah!!! someone as colour blind as u shouldnt ever comment on colours! hahahahahaha!1!!"

eggimo: "shuddup"

{for those who didnt know: ya, im colour blind.}

Vendatta!

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

eggi queen?!(msn rip)

[PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya]=pammie
[My nick is so kool! omg!]=eggi

PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
u are the meanie
PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
lol .
PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
u murder ur OWN people
PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
NOO
PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
rawr
My nick is so kool! omg! says:
buwhahah!! no one can stop me!
PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
i can !
My nick is so kool! omg! says:
wat can U do!?
PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
*SPOTS LIGHT ON ME*
PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
*PAM'S MUSIC PLAY IN .. DUMDEEDUMDUM DUM DUM !!! *
PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
I can ................ !!!!!!!
PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
KILL U
PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
BUWHAHA
PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
eggs " kill the king ! kill the king "
PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
pam *evil laughter *
PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
eggimo " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
pam *HIIIIIIYA ! *
PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
eggimo " argh ! i surrender "
PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
pam " WEAK !! . i will now be the new EGGI QUEEN ! "
PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
BWUAHAHAHA
PAMIE `* can't sleep without ya says:
LOL
My nick is so kool! omg! says:
wow!
My nick is so kool! omg! says:
TATS GOING IN MY BLOG!

{the above is from an msn conversation with pammie!}
{err... ya, no worries! im still the king =)}

sally!(omg)

after days of waiting, Eggimo Empire brings u sally!
ppl might ask who is this 'sally' life form.
basically, imagin a normal everyday-girl cross with a typical school girl.
if u think she is boring, u might be right.
but anyway, before more words can be typed, we bring u sally!
btw... the interviewer issnt me but faylar!
enjoy.

*sally walks into the room*

sally: "Omg! who r tis ppl?! Why is eggi and faylar here!?"

eggimo: "Heh heh heh! just an interview~"

sally: "Huh? wad? -.-"

faylar: "Hey! Have a seat!"

sally: "Er... ok lor..."

faylar: "Many people out there wants to know more about you."

sally: "So?"

faylar: "Erm ya. Speak more of yourself if you dont mind."

sally: "im a 14 year old gurl... lyk to slp... hates backstabbers ^.^"

faylar: "Interesting introduction... I believe we can find those EVERYWHERE on friendster."

eggimo: "Indeed indeed indeed! clever faylar."

faylar: "Cut the crap."

sally: "-_-;;; den wad u wan?"

faylar: "On to the next question, what sort of boys would you prefer?"

sally: "er... don noe lehx..."

faylar: "Fine... What will you wish for if you have one wish?"

sally: "Mi will wish dat one day i will find my true prince!"

faylar: "Oh my g... *ahem* i mean thank you for your time."

sally: "Huh.... over liao? kkk buais!"

*sally walks out of the room*

faylar: "Eggimo. Now i finally understand why you didnt want to interview her."

eggimo: "Tho sally is a tiny bit of weird, sally still is a nice girl! heh heh heh!"

faylar: "Piece of rotten egg..."

eggimo: "=("

{our friendship continued a min after.}