Engagement

{well well... its time for... a conversation!}

{arnt u glad that there is another conversation?}

{be glad if u arnt!}

*my friend's girlfriend walked in*

eggimo: "Hey!!! Gratz on that whole engagement thingy!"

friend's gf: "What the?!"

eggimo: "Oh.... he hasnt done it yet? OOOOOOPS!!!!"

*friend's girlfriend rans off yelling that my friend*

eggimo: "hehe"

*friend enters the room*

friend: "Hey! U sack of wine! Why did u lie to my gf like that!?"

eggimo: "I just heard a voice telling me to do it. I mistaken it for God. Its actually the devil."

*mad scientist laugh followed by a 'rofl' and then a 'lmao'*

friend: "U !@#$"

*wat happened next issnt for a human's brain holding capacity*

well...
all i can say is...
my butt suffers an intensive out-of-this--beautiful-logical-world pain.